How to Write a Kinky Personal Ad
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An excerpt from the beginning of a thread on online kinky online personals:
My journey through personals hell has been grueling, but I have learned a few things! I’m sharing them (most from alt.com but a few other places too) in hopes of helping some poor sot who doesn’t know any better than to be genuine:
How To Get the Most Out of Personals
Be sure to tag your personals ad with a snappy, attention-getter like: “Hey Ladies, let’s get nasty!”
If you are going to use a pic in your profile, use a poorly lit close-up of your penis - with hard-on, of course.
If you have the option of selecting gender of your partners and activities you enjoy - select everything. Even if you don’t know what it means, you might like it!
What I Learned About Personals Ads
